*Takes breath in an attempt to calm self*…so RiRi dropped the ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ (BBHMM for all you amateurs out there) music video and I don’t know what I was expecting…but I wasn’t expecting a murder-revenge fantasy complete with nudity (ok, maybe I expected a little nudity…this is Rihanna) and hella violence. The BBHMM video is on some Quentin Tarantino level of messed up, but in a hilariously good way. Anyway, Ive decided to bless you with my favourite looks from this Clueless-meets-Kill-Bill styled genius.
1. Vintage Goyard Trunk
Is there no better container to be bound and shoved in when your lying, cheating husband has stolen from Rihanna than a huge vintage Goyard trunk? No, I think not.
2.That time Rihanna stole Amber’s look
I haven’t seen feather boa/wool trimmed cuffs work so well on one person since Amber from Clueless. I love the clear plastic body of the coat, it makes the look more modern.
3. Next Level Denim
This look has to be inspired by Mary J Blige circa ‘No More Drama’, RiRi is one step away from the pixie crop and coloured lens glasses except she’s in next season Tom Ford (kill it girl). Literally the only person in the world who could pull off this look and not make me want to punch them.
4. That lime fur stole
I think we all know I love fur by now. I think we have also gotten the hint that I have a thing for lime green. Therefore, this stole must be mine. Thanks.
5. The latex dress which leaves little to the imagination
Im 98% sure this dress is Atsuko Kudo, and its pretty much clear and latex but come on, its Rihanna, with a body like that, go ahead.
For all of you suckers who haven’t yet seen the video, I’ve placed it below for you viewing pleasure.
Disclaimer: this video is NSFW and contains violence and nudity.
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