You need: Balmain X H&M #BALMAINATION

When I say I’m ready, you don’t get it, my digital elbows are sharpened so ruthlessly I’ve been leaving a trail of mauled bodies behind me – Balmain H&M November 5th, I’m coming for you and I will be successful…’cause if I’m not I’m gonna kill myself, lol jokes…maybe.

Balmain X H&M

So, I’m trying to be good and make well educated fashion decisions and I’m also trying not to be broke so therefore I’ve decided on a handful of items that I need and will be successful in purchasing…mark my words. This is most definitely the best designer collaboration H&M has ever done (I think everyone would rather forget about the Margiela collab…sorry not sorry) mostly because too many of the previous designers tend to drift from the designs that we actually want for a smidgen of the price, to create a watered down, 2-bit, 1-ply version of what we actually want to wear. Olivier, the dreamy prince of fashion that he is, has created a collection for H&M that looks like it was wrestled of a #BalmainArmy member and I love it and I need it in my life.

Balmain x H&M

Image from vogue.com

First of all, this blazer is everything right now, I just feel like owning this blazer would elevate my 6 of a life to a no doubt 12 (where 12 is the max). You just know throwing this bitch on will plant, water and cultivate the flourishing foliage of envy coating the empty soul of the jealouses. Btw being jealous is like rule number one of ratchetry and not even in a good way like ghetto hoops and talons. Anyway, this glorious, embellished bitch right here will be the first thing jumping into my virtual basket.

Beaded blazer/jacket: £299.99

 

Balmain mini-dresses are life, everyone knows this and these babies, all curvaceously structured, powerful and sexy-looking are items 2 and 3 that I’ll be violently refreshing the H&M page on 3 devices for.

Black & White beaded dress £399.99, Black and Gold dress £299.99.
Of course the pieces I’m in love with are the most expensive *sigh*.

Shout out to the men’s collection, which actually makes me want to buy some of the jackets in a smaller size, they’re arguably more Versailles than the women’s options…there, I said it.

The collection drops at 9am, November 5th – sharpen your claws, it’s every man/woman for him/herself.

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UPDATE: There will also be a fragrance as part of the collection. Want, need, hop in the basket.

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3 Comments

  1. October 21, 2015 / 8:26 am

    OOh wow those price tags are rather eye-watering aren’t they? The blazer is all kinds of stunning x

  2. October 21, 2015 / 5:18 pm

    Wow these look amazing! But deffo out of my price range haha

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