So Halloween happened, as it does every year much like a birthday or Christmas and I’m gonna go ahead and admit to being ignorant about why it’s even a thing. Anyway, everybody loves it – kids get loads of questionable candy treats and everyone else either takes it very seriously or lies and pretends they don’t, but still stalk Instagram to see the limits of people’s creativity. Now, of these who take this day seriously, there are three categories:
- Those who actually do a super cleaver or believable job and make you wish you’d thought of that
- Those who tried…(you know the ones)
- Those who latch onto that Mean Girls Halloween quote like it’s gospel and really blur the lines between sexy and public indecency…but then they also make you wish you’d started working on that bikini body earlier.
Now there’s a category of humans who take Halloween to the next level and once you lay your eyes on their elaborate costumes you suddenly feel less proud of your sugar skull/skeleton/sexy dead thing/vampire outfit – the celebrities. Your girl (me) was particularly blown away by a selection of these non-mortals and their unfair advantage of a team of people who came up with the idea for them. In no particular order (but we know who really won)…
Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit
The queen of halloween/fancy dress, this woman takes it to places your mind will never drift and along with a super ridiculously talented troupe of prosthetic professionals she looks unrecognisable…every year. This time she donned a red wig, looked like she got some facial surgery and a number of enhancements to her tiny frame to become Jessica Rabbit. *claps*
Gigi Hadid as Sandy
Pretty believable, thats all I have to say.
Kylie Jenner as a Snow Princess & Warrior
We were all secretly dying to see what Ky-Jen was going to pull out of the bag for Halloween, let’s be honest we knew it was going to be sexy and she did not disappoint. I’m loving the Snow Princess look, I think it’s cute and fun.
Vinny Guadagnino as an Instagram Model
Props for the most hilarious costume. Vinny got this down – from the slimming tea to the waist trainer and the teeth whitening kit it was absolutely brilliant.
Jasmine Sanders as Halle Berry in B*A*P*S
This outfit was down to a T, absolutely amazing, plus I think ghetto-focused costumes are the best anyways.
Kendall Jenner & Friend AND Fergie & Josh Duhamel as Karl Lagerfeld & Choupette
Personally, this is my favourite halloween costume idea…ever. Karl & Choupette are probably the cutest duo in fashion therefore why aren’t they a regular halloween idea? *jots down notes for next year* Awkward that both Fergie-Ferg and Kendall had the same idea but each did it fabulously different.
The Game as Jidenna
The resemblance is uncanny…
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