It’s time to suit up. No, not with an ill-fitting trouser suit and definitely not with pinstripes (eww gross), I’m talking about bodysuits and I’m all over them. The socially acceptable leotard, creating a slim, svelte, streamlined upper body without your top gathering and ruining your previously smooth silhouette, bodysuits are a wonderful secret that people only think exist in lace form and can be otherwise categorised as lingerie (we’ll get back onto those later).
Rejoice! For no longer will we have to slink off to the bathroom to whip our skirts up to pull our tops down which seem to be hell-bent on revealing themselves. Keep an arsenal of them in your wardrobe for those “I have nothing to wear” days and thank me later. As for lingerie as day-wear, calling a tiny top a “bralette” makes it ok to wear in public so it’s a thing if you haven’t accepted it already – you know, #freethenipple and all that. Feel naked walking out in your bra? Just slip on a thin layer of cotton or transparent lace and it’s all gucci (funny how the mind works). Plus everyone knows high fashion is all about getting your tits out so if anyone questions you it’s high fashion.
Just to warn you, caged skirts are upon us which basically means we will be wearing not much more than swimsuits with latticed material calling itself a “skirt” so, the earlier you adopt bodysuits, the better if you ask me – it will make going outside wearing very little less of a huge step, just think one day you may even graduate to just a bodysuit out for dinner. I’ve done the hard part and selected a number of bodysuits…knock yourself out…
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