Is there nothing more perfect than emerging from a hot bath or steaming shower, then wrapping yourself in a robe and sinking into a delightful, soft, cosy abyss? Well, that beautiful luxury just got a little more luxurious. There I was going on with my life when I received an email. Half expecting it to be another stranger unloading their personal issues and difficulties onto me prior to requesting me to give up the goods that is my personal banking information so they can transfer $10 million into my account and give me half, my thumb subconsciously hovered over the tiny trash icon.Then I noticed the email was from Versace and, obvs, I was intrigued. Versace just came out with the boss of all bath robes which would elevate my robe game from a 5 (I’m lacking) to a 12.
This Versace bathrobe isn’t just there to soak up the residual moisture from your bath/shower, this bathrobe is life. When you slide this bathrobe over your shoulders, you are swanning around your 50,000sqft white marble mansion, your personal chef is cooking you your favourite meal and will personally cut it up and feed it to you as you recline and receive a shoulder massage whilst watching your favourite TV series. This robe feels like luxury. This robe is a king size bed on a G5 on the way to Vegas. This robe is a bidet that shoots warm champagne. This robe is Beluga caviar with gold flakes for breakfast. Did I mention there are matching slippers? Oh yes, all poofy and soft and embroidered with the Greek maze design. So Versace, So Versailles…
Available in white, black, navy and red, from here and via the image below.
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