Why Yeezy Season 1,2 and (probably) 3 are a joke.

Well, well, well, Yeezy Season 3 will be showing at NYFW this February and I know I’m pretty stupid with spending money on expensive clothes but I’m not that stupid. Yeezy Season 1 & 2, apart from being pretty much identical to each other, are probably the biggest jokes going on in fashion atm. Much like how Paris Hilton tricked the world into thinking she was stupid (but went on to control a multi million dollar empire from her blonde moments and ridiculous one liners (love her)) Kanye has tricked a significant proportion of the general public (and, surprisingly, a decent amount of the fashion industry) into thinking he’s a fashion designer. Yes I just likened Kanye to Paris, deal with it Kim.

Here are the reasons why I think Yeezy Season is a load of bollocks:

1. I don’t want to look like I’ve just survived a mugging
2. What’s the point of a jumper with holes in it?
3. Which normal person would wear a terracotta body suit? (It’s not flattering either)
4. I don’t want to look like I’ve just jumped out of a burning building.
5. If I wanted a fur-trimmed parka I would get it from a legit furrier for a more reasonable price than the product of Kanye’s hobby (when he really should be concentrating on his music).
6. I think those duck boots (especially on girls) are one of the worst things fashion-wise to happen to the First World.
7. Wearing these clothes might make you a few extra bucks as people may mistake you for a homeless person.
8. It looks like Kanye walked through a mediocre market, held his arm out and collected all the plain single coloured sweaters devoid of exceptional tailoring or craftsmanship or embellishments. Cut the label off and this jumper is the same one you bought from Primark for £5…except that this horribly plain jumper runs around the £200 ($350) mark.
9. From a distance wearing head to toe Yeezy Season makes you look like you’re just wearing a sack of skin (very serial killer).
Please note: this does not apply to the Yeezy shoes (minus the duck boot), which are actually, pretty bomb. Kanye, please keep to designing shoes, clothes is not your calling. Oh and release another album soon, k, thnx.

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5 Comments

  1. January 25, 2016 / 9:27 am

    If I’m being honest, I hate all thinks Kim and Kanye – the most annoying people around at the moment.

    • Cassie2102
      January 25, 2016 / 9:28 am

      Hahaha 😂😂😂

  2. January 25, 2016 / 9:27 am

    I agree, the shoes are BOMB. I guess I just don’t GET his line. It deff feels like a joke! xx

    • Cassie2102
      January 25, 2016 / 9:28 am

      So true – he should just stick to the shoes! Xx

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