Here are the reasons why I think Yeezy Season is a load of bollocks:
1. I don’t want to look like I’ve just survived a mugging2. What’s the point of a jumper with holes in it?3. Which normal person would wear a terracotta body suit? (It’s not flattering either)4. I don’t want to look like I’ve just jumped out of a burning building.5. If I wanted a fur-trimmed parka I would get it from a legit furrier for a more reasonable price than the product of Kanye’s hobby (when he really should be concentrating on his music).6. I think those duck boots (especially on girls) are one of the worst things fashion-wise to happen to the First World.7. Wearing these clothes might make you a few extra bucks as people may mistake you for a homeless person.8. It looks like Kanye walked through a mediocre market, held his arm out and collected all the plain single coloured sweaters devoid of exceptional tailoring or craftsmanship or embellishments. Cut the label off and this jumper is the same one you bought from Primark for £5…except that this horribly plain jumper runs around the £200 ($350) mark.9. From a distance wearing head to toe Yeezy Season makes you look like you’re just wearing a sack of skin (very serial killer).
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