It’s here. The Oscars. Did Leo finally get the golden statue? I don’t know, I’m writing this as the red carpet photos come in, then I plan on hitting the sheets. HE DID! FINALLY! But I’ve been keeping faith in the 88th Academy Awards 2016 to bring it home for glorious red carpet looks, as you know we were lacking at the BRIT Awards, so let’s see if these celebrities got it together and pulled off some stunning looks, here’s the So Versailles Oscars 2016 red carpet best dressed…and worst…
The Oscars 2016 Red Carpet Best Dressed
Yes queen! So Oscars appropriate, bitch looked stunning in this all white outfit and her hair and make up worked seamlessly with the look. I’m 87% (precise, I know) sure that this look is by Brandon Maxwell, if I’m right I’ll be so happy with myself. So chic, so simple, but different and I loved it.
Dressed as the coveted golden statue itself, paired with simple hair and make up, this look was so yes. Strategically blinding her fellow nominees (is she nominated? I have no idea…), this dress was such a winner.
So, I think I like this dress, or maybe its just because she’s so cool that I automatically think I like this look. Honestly, I love the lace top on her and…I don’t think I’m mad about the skirt (I’m very confused right now…it’s late, blame it on that).
Serving us some Greek nymph realness.
Bitch could wear a dirty wash cloth and still look amazing. This dress is super simple, which is what Charlize does best, and I love the addition of the long necklace which dangles down, matching the low/non-existant neckline of the dress.
I love the colour, I love the fact that the colour of her dress matches her lipstick. I love the simplicity of the dress. Such a good look for her.
Ok, although it’s very Adaams family and ever so slightly morbid for the Oscars (it’s very bride of Dracula), I actually love the style of this dress. To be honest, in white it would be a kick ass bridal gown but hey, I thought it was cool.
All pregnant and beautiful in this amazing nude mesh dress with red detailing – it’s the perfect style for her to wear and she kills it (as usual).
The Oscars 2016 Worst Dressed
As much as I love both Kerry and Olivia Pope, this dress has a case of the schizophrenia. The top half was obviously taken from a practising dominatrix’s wardrobe of tricks and the bottom half snatched from a completely different dress. This look is so in-cohesive….
…was laid on the floor, rolled in a black shiny sheet and sent on her way to the Oscars.
I was expecting so much more from this Modern Family bombshell than a dress I’m sure I’ve seen a pink version of in the window of a local prom boutique for 16 year olds. It’s such a nothing dress, she’s in this category because I expected more from her. Get it together!
Oh dear. Also, is that an octopus on her hand…?