“Nice Knees” said no one ever: TopShop Clear Panel Mom Jeans 

One of my many (2) talents involves being able to demolish items of clothing/accessories I despise verbally (I also lend this talent to friends on people who have wronged them, it sounds bitchy but it’s purely observational and usually provides laughter to said friend so…it’s actually very positive…or so I tell myself). I’ve done this to jelly shoes and culottes and super ripped jeans but I was scrolling through the Internet trying to live my life when I saw this pair of jeans and fair enough, I wasn’t horrified, I didn’t vomit into my own mouth, but I did ask myself…BUT WHY!? Here, I introduce you to The Topshop mom Jeans with clear panels…

topshop clear panel mom jeans
Having lived 24 years on this Earth never once, I repeat, NEVER ONCE have I heard someone compliment someone else’s knees. Why? Because there’s nothing to compliment. They’re weird sections of your body that look like elephant skin and allows you to bend/ fold your legs /do yoga. “Wow your gravity-affected, weird old-looking bits of skin covering a cap of bone are so nice”…nope, never. SO WHY MUST YOU GIVE THEM A PEDESTAL FROM WHICH TO SHOW THEMSELVES OFF WITH YOUR CLEAR PANELS!?

topshop clear panel mom jeans
I hear you say, yes but what about jeans with knee rips? Not the same thing. Quite obviously. These mom jeans (not a style I purchase anyway, this arse/these hips do not allow for any jeans other than skinnies so I shan’t be falling victim) are happily going on with their lives as they should, the denim falling straight from the waist and then, like an unexpected hair in the meal you were so excited to devour, RUINED pointlessly by these…windows? To display one of the most unattractive parts of the body, the most average bits of skin…the most unexciting of body parts. FFS WHY TOPSHOP? WHY THESE MOM JEANS!?

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2 Comments

  1. March 25, 2017 / 6:54 pm

    I know, right?! This is spot on! Every once in awhile I see a clothing item, from a coat to handbag, made out of clear plastic and I don’t get it. I guess it is supposed to look innovative or futuristic or something, but it is never aesthetically pleasing. I also don’t understand holes/distresses/any other exposed skin with mom jeans. Clear panels on jeans might be sexy if they were on the thigh of a skintight style, but I thought the whole point of mom jeans was to be conservative and NOT expose yourself (like you I don’t wear them). Any skin exposure on mom jeans, bizarre clear panels or otherwise, just show that you basically have these baggy scraps of fabric hanging from your frame.

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    • Cassie2102
      March 25, 2017 / 6:55 pm

      You have NAILED my point! Haha! It’s so random and unnecessary, so glad someone else shares my view 🙈 xxx

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